Why Didn't McCain Pick Me???

I don't get it - I'm just as qualified as Sarah Palin, if not more so...lets look at the facts:

1. I am a 30-something woman (more appeal to that 10-18 year old demographic)
2. I have been a resident of 2 major American cities - Philadelphia (pop 1.5 million), and Seattle (pop 600,000 - small town values), representing the East and West coasts of our fair nation.
3. I am not registered Democrat or Republican, so I can attract those swing voters.
4. I was an entrepeneur and successful small business owner - and I repeat, a woman.
5. When I lived in Seattle, I was very active in my community to stop the addition of more parking meters in my neighborhood that would have taken away valueable parking spaces from the residents - this was a big win!
6.  I like polar bears - Sarah just wants them out of the way so she can put in her pipelines that will bring oil to the lower 48 for about 48 days.
7. I am a proud mother of 2 cats, whom I rescued from the dangerous Mean Streets of Foligno.
8. I live in a foreign country, therefore my foreign policy experience is much greater than that of Palin.
9. I am a Taurus - the best sign - characterized by determination, stability, drive for success, and stubborness -its my way or the highway -that's how we should be running this country.
10. I am a good cook, so we can cut need for the White House chef out of the budget, saving the taxpayers thousands...
11. And, most importantly...I am a woman (see points 1 and 4)

See the Huffington Post for more information about why McCain thinks that American women are really stupid.

Comments

[Scintilla]

I'm convinced. I'll vote for you!

[emily]

I stumbled upon your blog via Bella Vita and I love this post! I couldn't agree with you more!